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I'm no David Letterman, but the iconic talk show host has inspired me in more ways than one. I'm borrowing his popular Top 10 list and if this goes well I may do future posts like it.
10. Everything you know about mesothelioma, erectile dysfunction and low-key big hogs has come to you in the last two years.
9. You go out of your way to get the ham cubes at your local Shoney's.
8. The phrase 'glass bottom boat rides' makes you sick to your stomach.
7. Most of your summer wardrobe comes from Lois Rules, Box of Gimmicks and Eric Bischoff.com.
6. You know Twitch has nothing to do with a convulsive movement.
5. Instead of barbecue sauce, you now associate Jim Ross with sassafras.
4. Whenever it's on the menu, you order chicken salad, because, well, you know...
3. Online shopping activities include looking for Ric Flair robes and championship belts.
2. You affectionately refer to all your friends as 'Slap Dicks'.
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