By Chad Smart
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Chikara’s 8th Annual King of Trios takes place this weekend (September 4-6, 2015). This will be my first time attending the event live. While unforeseen circumstances have me attending the shows alone, this should still be an amazing weekend. This blog looks at the first round matches. There are a few minor predictions involved but not many since the full brackets for the tournament haven’t been released. Let’s not waste any more time and jump right into the first announced match.
UNITED NATIONS VS TEAM ATTACK
United Nations is a Chikara trio made up of team captain, Juan Francisco de Coronado, Mr. Azerbaijan and The Proletariat Boar of Moldova. In the series long Challenge of the Immortals, United Nations are currently one point ahead of last place.
Team ATTACK is a British team comprised of Mark Andrews, Morgan Webster and Pete Dunne. The only member of this team I’m familiar with is Mark Andrews. Andrews won TNA British Bootcamp 2 and appeared on a few episodes of Impact this year helping Rockstar Spud in his feud with EC3.
I wouldn’t be surprised to see Team ATTACK win this match given the lack of success United Nations has had this season.
BDK vs. TEAM FIGHT CLUB PRO
Jakob Hammermeier revealed himself the man under the disguise of Dr. Cube on September 19, 2014 and reformed Bruderschaft des Kreuzes. After using the Eye of Tyr to oust BDK leader Ares, Jakob took control of the BDK. Jakob’s two other members in the King of Trios are Nokken and Soldier Ant who is under the influence of the Eye of Tyr.
Team Fight Club Pro is the other British trio competing this year. MK McKinnan, Trent Seven and Tyler Bate travel across the pond to compete in their first King of Trios.
CROWN & COURT VS ARCANE HORDE
Crown & Court currently reside in the basement of the Challenge of the Immortal standings. Captain Princess Kimber Lee didn’t draft wisely when choosing her team. Her partners in the King of Trios are El Hijo del Ice Cream and Ice Cream Jr., collectively known as Los Ice Cream. Los Ice Cream has probably the worst win-loss record of anyone who’s competed in Chikara.
The Arcane Horde is Ultramantis Black’s team members in the Challenge of the Immortals. The Batiri (Kodama and Obariyon) join Oleg the Usurper. Oleg is having a breakout year in Chikara. Fans have accepted the Viking brute, which surprises me. Oleg is responsible for the death of Dragon Dragon. That is an act I don’t think I can ever full forgive nor forget.
BATTLEBORN VS DASHER’S DUGOUT
Kid Cyclone removed his mask last year revealing his identity as Kevin Condron. Condron was upset at the fans acceptance of Eddie Kingston after Kingston turned on The Flood and rejoined the Chikara locker room. Kingston had taken part in ending the careers of Condron’s colleagues Private Eye Jr. and Create A Wrestler. Kevin Condron then took masked wrestler Volgar under his wing with the condition that Volgar remove his mask as well. Once the mask was off, “Juke Joint” Lucas Calhoun was born. I’m not sure how Missile Assault Ant joined the trio. At a show in Indianapolis, Kevin Condron tried to recruit Missile Assault Ant with MAA refusing. Sometime between that show and now, MAA had a change of mind and is now Missile Assault Man. If I were a betting man, I would put money on Battleborn either winning the tournament or at least making the finals.
Last year, the Golden Trio made the finals, losing to the Devastation Corporation. This year, Dasher Hatfield, Mr. Touchdown and Icarus don’t have their titles or their moniker. Instead, they’re part of the Challenge of the Immortals with Dasher Hatfield being the team captain. Since I picked Battleborn to advance to the finals, I’m going to speculate a loss in the first round for Dasher’s Dugout will lead to Dasher and Mr. Touchdown being part of the tag team scramble match on Night 3.
NIGHTMARE WARRIORS VS SNAKE PIT
Chikara Grand Champion Hallowicked leads his trio mates Frightmare and Silver Ant into battle. All three members are former King of Trios winners. Silver Ant, back when he was Green Ant, won the 2011 tournament as part of the Colony. Hallowicked and Frightmare were victorious in 2012 alongside Ultramantis Black.
The Snake Pit boasts one of the more eclectic trios. Team captain Ophidian teams with former Grand Champion, Eddie Kingston and the highflying Shynron. It will be interesting to see if these three can work together well enough to advance in the tournament.
GENTLEMAN’S CLUB VS TEAM AAA
Did I say the Snake Pit was one of the most eclectic trios? The Gentleman’s Club may give them a run for their money in that department. Captain Chuck Taylor has enlisted two of his good friends to fill out his trio. Pure wrestler, Drew Gulak and the, I don’t know what adjectives to use, Swamp Monster.
Team AAA could also be called Team Lucha Underground. Aero Star, Drago and Fenix bring their high flying style to the Easton Funplex While I’m looking forward to seeing this trio in person, a part of me wishes if I am going to see a dragon that it would be Dragon Dragon.
BATTLE HIVE VS BULLET CLUB
The Funky Pharaoh, Amasis dances into competition alongside 2011 co-winners Fire Ant and Worker Ant. While Amasis may be looking for a dance party to start up during King of Trios, he will probably end up walking into a different kind of party: a superkick party.
Former Campeonatos de Parejas The Young Bucks return to Chikara with a debuting AJ Styles. While the Bullet Club is a faction in New Japan Pro Wrestling, their popularity crosses the ocean. To me, I’m interested in seeing if any anti-TNA comments are made while Styles is in the ring.
DEVASTATION CORPORATION VS bWo
This is the match I’m most looking forward to out of all the first round matches. The current King of Trios, Devastation Corporation (Blaster McMassive, Flex Rumblecrunch and Max Smashmaster) are also the current Campeonatos de Parejas. On paper it looks like Dev Corp may have the easiest draw of the first round. (Cheap plug: listen to Kevin’s interview with Max Smashmaster on episode 40 of the My 123 Cents podcast)
For the first time since a brief reunion in 2005 as part of the new ECW, the Blue World Order reunites. Big Stevie Cool, Da Blue Guy and Hollywood Nova will be looking to take over the Funplex. Do they have what it takes to knock off the reigning King of Trios? I’m picking the bWo to pull the biggest upset of the tournament.
In addition to the King of Trios, Nights 2 and 3 feature the Rey de Voladores tournament. As of this writing the only two names announced are Matt Cross and 2 Cold Scorpio. Day 3 will include the tag team gauntlet.
While this year’s tournament may not have the emotional storytelling that 2011 had, the line up is pretty impressive and should make for an exciting three days of action. I will have a full recap in the days after the tournament and will try to line up a few more interviews for the podcast.
Monday, August 31, 2015
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
The Benefits of Peer Pressure
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A few years ago I decided that my midlife crisis should be about running. At that point I was doing 5Ks and a little bit of extra running in between those races. I added the Warrior Dash to my bucket list and that was followed by a half marathon. I've now done two of each and am eyeing an upcoming marathon in October. It's the Shawnee Marathon in Harrisburg, Illinois and my goal is to complete the race and live to tell about it.
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As my running journey started I met others along the way in my same age group, including a friend I'd made years earlier when I moved to southern Illinois. When I first met Jim Olsen he was about twice the size he is today. Jim started eating right and running and lost a lot of weight. I'm sorry I don't know the total, but the important thing is he did it and he's continuing to do it. I'm proud of what he's accomplished.
Jim recently announced his plans to run 1,000 miles this year. My goal is set at 700 for 2015. I did 600 in '14 and 500 in '13. But because of his example, I've decided to push myself to hit that 1000 mile mark this year too. I hope by putting this new goal in writing it'll help me stay accountable. I finished 600 miles for 2014 on New Year's eve morning. I know I can do it, but I'll welcome any support along the way. Thanks for reading and supporting all my crazy endeavors.
Saturday, August 22, 2015
SummerSlam A to Z: Zeus
Zeus and Macho Man Courtesy: WWE |
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And we've reached the end of the alphabet. I couldn't think of a better way to wrap things up than with Zeus. He was a very small, but memorable part of SummerSlam. Zeus and "The Macho King" Randy Savage teamed up in the main event of SummerSlam 89 against Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.
Ready to rumble Courtesy: WWE |
"Tiny" Lister played Zeus, who was the villain opposite Hogan in the WWF produced film No Holds Barred earlier in the summer. Like the monster he played in the movie, Zeus was a dominate force leading up to the SummerSlam match. Of course there was tension still between Hogan and Savage following Wrestlemania V and Hogan's title victory. Beefcake was thrown into the mix as well. Plus Elizabeth and Sherri were outside the ring to add to the drama.
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Zeus pretty much disappeared after that. He resurfaced in WCW years later as Z-Gangsta and once again battled Hogan. This stint was even shorter than his first go around in the business. He'd never win wrestler of the year, but Zeus was a fun part of my childhood wrestling days as I can still picture him ranting and raving more than 25 years later.
Friday, August 21, 2015
SummerSlam A to Z: Yokozuna
Yokozuna vs. Lex Luger Courtesy: WWE |
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Yokozuna only appeared on one SummerSlam pay-per-view, but he made history in the process. He was the first bad guy world heavyweight champion on the yearly event. He defended the gold in the main event of SummerSlam '93 against Lex Luger. And even though it was the sixth SummerSlam, it was only the third to feature a heavyweight championship match.
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Yoko had won his second championship (his first lasted about 20 seconds) at King of the Ring earlier that summer. Because Hogan was leaving, the WWF needed a new all-American type hero and turned to Lex Luger. He had been a heel himself as the Narcissist. But soon he dressed in stars and stripes garb and was body slamming the 500 plus pound Samoan superstar (even though his character was Japanese). The two met at SummerSlam and Luger won the match by count out after knocking the big man out of the ring with his patented "loaded" elbow.
Austin vs. Yokozuna Courtesy: WWE |
He did wrestle a few years later on the "Free For All" event before SummerSlam '96. By then he was a good guy and had slipped down the card. He also slipped off the ropes when he tried to do his Banzai Drop on "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. The rope broke and Yoko crashed to the mat. A dazed Austin, fresh off his King of the Ring win, scored the pinfall.
I always thought Yokozuna moved amazingly well for a man his size. Now 15 years after his death I think I have an even better appreciation for him and wish he would have been around longer for his family, friends and fans to enjoy.
Thursday, August 20, 2015
SummerSlam A to Z: X-Pac
X-Pac vs. Tajiri Courtesy: WWE |
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Coming up with an X for the A to Z idea was a no brainer. Other than X-Pac, I don't know who or what I could have written about. So thanks Sean Waltman for the name change in 1998. Speaking of, I'd say was his biggest or at least most memorable SummerSlam match for me.
Hair today... Courtesy: WWE |
It was 1998 when he'd returned to the WWF and joined D-Generation X. The group had recently turned good and leader Triple H was busy with the Rock and X-Pac had his hands full with "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. The match was hair vs. hair and I'm glad X-Pac won because it finally meant an end to Jarrett's mullet. The match was good and proved to me that the former 1-2-3 Kid was going to be a star.
1-2-3 Kid vs. Hakushi Courtesy: WWE |
I personally liked the Kid character especially in the early days before signing with WWF. Kid wasn't nearly as successful as he was after changing his name, look and attitude, but he had an excellent match against Hakushi in 1995.
Unified champ Courtesy: WWE |
The other big win for him at SummerSlam was against Tajiri in 2002 when he unified the WWF and WCW light heavyweight championships. But until I started doing my research, I'd forgotten this match existed. I've mentioned before there's a big blur in my wrestling memory bank from 2000 until about 2007. Coincidentally I became a father for the first time in 2000...
He lost the tag team titles with Kane as the duo faced the Big Show and Undertaker in 1999 and then beat former DX buddy Road Dogg at the event in 2000. Love him or hate him, X-Pac or the 1-2-3 Kid is a part of SummerSlam history, giving fans some great matches through the years.
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Wednesday, August 19, 2015
SummerSlam A to Z: Wembley Stadium
80,355 fans at Wembley Stadium Courtesy: WWE |
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Of course WWE or WWF have the word "World" in them so it should come as no surprise that this global company took the show on the road back in 1992. That was the first time SummerSlam or any WWF pay-per-view had originated overseas. If my memory is correct, I think it may still be. At the very least SummerSlam '92 is the only of the Big Four to do so.
Legion of Doom & Rocco Courtesy: WWE |
Flair & Perfect interfering Courtesy: WWE |
The WWF championship match was not the main event of the night. It was a rematch from the previous year's Wrestlemania as Randy Savage defended the belt against the Ultimate Warrior. By this point, both were good guys. Warrior wore a singlet that looked like something Mr. Goodbody would have been proud. The match didn't compare to their Wrestlemania VII classic which is my favorite Mania match of all time. Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect interfered in the match, and Warrior ended up winning via count out. Savage dropped the belt a few weeks later back to Flair.
Family united Courtesy: WWE |
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Tuesday, August 18, 2015
SummerSlam A to Z: Vince McMahon
King Brain and a stunned looking Vince McMahon at SummerSlam 92 Courtesy: WWE |
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I think it's safe to say I would not be doing the SummerSlam A to Z blogs if it weren't for the letter V: Vince McMahon. He revolutionized wrestling/sports entertainment as we know it today, first starting with the Wrestlemania pay-per-view. Then came Survivor Series and third of the "Big Four" ppvs, SummerSlam. It's the highlight of the summer and has been going strong since 1988.
JR, Vince & The King Courtesy: WWE |
Vince was behind the scenes for the first couple of years. In 1990, he was on commentary, sat out a year and was back behind the mic for several years to follow. He worked the booth with everyone from "Rowdy" Roddy Piper to Bobby "The Brain" Heenan to Jerry "The King" Lawler. Vince did that until 1997, months before adopting the evil Mr. McMahon character on screen.
Vince's head meets the trash can Courtesy: WWE |
Vince wrestled sporadically through the Monday Night Wars and beyond. His only match at SummerSlam came when he and son Shane tagged up against Triple H and Shawn Michaels, collectively known as Degeneration X. Considering Vince was just days away from his 61st birthday and had only had a handful of matches under his belt I thought he did pretty well in this contest. There was plenty of outside interference, but I am amazed at the bumps Vince (and Shane) took throughout the course of the match (including that trashcan shot to the head).
It appears his wrestling days are behind him, but I wouldn't be surprised to see him pop up again at the summer tradition somewhere down the road. As they say, you never know what's going to happen in the World Wrestling Feder... oops, my bad. In the WWE.
Monday, August 17, 2015
SummerSlam A to Z: Undertakers
Purple vs. gray Undertaker Courtesy: WWE |
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The Undertaker has been a part of 15 SummerSlams, and next week he'll return to the summertime tradition after missing several of the past few years. He's wrestled the likes of Edge, Randy Orton and even the legendary Kamala at SummerSlam. But maybe his greatest opponent of all-time was against himself. Yes, the Undertaker stepped into the ring and did battle against the Undertaker at SummerSlam '94.
Quick backstory (if it's possible to be quick)... The Undertaker was beaten by Yokozuna in a casket match at the Royal Rumble in 1994 and disappeared from TV for months, even missing Wrestlemania X that year. By late spring or early summer, Ted DiBiase was a manager and claimed he had seen Taker and was bringing him back to the WWF (he and Brother Love introduced Undertaker originally at Survivor Series 1990).
Leslie Nielson on the case |
Paul Bearer claimed that DiBiase's Undertaker was a fake and for some reason Leslie Nielson from Police Squad and The Naked Gun was brought in to investigate. It was very cheesy, but this was all happening around the same time as the steroids trial and sexual abuse allegations. I don't remember much of Nielson's involvement beyond the vignettes that aired leading up to SummerSlam.
Tombstone! Courtesy: WWE |
Speaking of SummerSlam for some reason this match went on last and is recognized as the main event, following a more than 30 minute steel cage battle between Owen and Bret Hart for the WWF World championship. Bearer's Undertaker was the real deal, easily beating the bogus 'Taker who was played by Smoky Mountain Wrestling star Brian Lee. After the defeat, the druids took Lee away and he'd come back years later as Chainz in the DOA with Crush and the Harris twins.
Sunday, August 16, 2015
SummerSlam A to Z: Tables, Ladders and Chairs
TLC SummerSlam 2000 Courtesy: WWE |
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Ladder matches had become a regular occurrence in the WWF by the year 2000. When SummerSlam rolled around that year, Commissioner Mick Foley decided to add a twist to the concept. He declared the first (technically speaking) Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. Edge and Christian, who were the tag team champions, had been using chairs as weapons against the Dudleys (tables) and the Hardys (ladders).
Courtesy: WWE |
The match at SummerSlam was even more brutal than the triple threat triangle ladder match the three teams had months earlier at Wrestlemania 2000. I went back and watched the match for this blog and winced several times. Those chair shots hurt just watching. Bubba Ray going through the four tables as he tried climbing the ladder was brutal. Edge getting folded in the ladder and Christian tossed on top of it made me yell in agony.
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Lita's attempt to help the Hardy Boyz backfired as Matt ended up getting knocked into a several tables. The over-the-ring camera captures an amazing shot of the impact. Edge spears Lita after that and the champs ended up using a ladder like a stick and treat D-Von and Jeff Hardy like a couple of pinatas and knock them to the ground before climbing the ladder for the win.
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Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler do an excellent job telling the story beyond the violence. Each man has classic lines during the battle, but I think JR's "I've never seen carnage like this!" hit the nail on the head. If you have Channel 999, check it out. Otherwise you can find it for free online.
Saturday, August 15, 2015
SummerSlam A to Z: Sewer Rats & Snakes
Box o' rats Courtesy: WWE |
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Admittedly, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels or Sheamus would have been more popular S's for this entry, but I decided to go with something a bit more obscure today. Rewind to the summer of 1990 and Jake "The Snake" Roberts and Bad News Brown were engaged in a feud fueled by animal rage.
Jake had been DDTing and knocking out opponents for more than four years in the WWF by this time. After each victory he'd allow his python Damien a chance to slither around the fallen victim. For anyone with ophidiophobia this could be particularly unsettling.
Happy birthday Courtesy: WWE |
Bad News Brown had that fear after opening a gift of a rubber snake from Jake on an episode of Wrestling Challenge. Brown headed back to Harlem to find his revenge. It was then that he promised to unleash his collection of New York City sewer rats on Jake and Damien when he beat him at SummerSlam. To me they looked more like possoums, but I hate both so the gimmick worked on me.
Rats! |
The match, which was refereed by Big Bossman, was bad news for Brown and anyone hoping to see that box of sewer rats get opened. The Snake won the contest by disqualification. Brown and his critters left the company a short time later. The rats no doubt hungry and angry for not getting to snack on Damien.
Friday, August 14, 2015
SummerSlam A to Z: Roddy Piper
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Until I started doing the research for this series of blogs, I had no idea that "Rowdy" Roddy Piper NEVER wrestled a SummerSlam. But he was a part of a handful of events, whether it was on the announce team or making surprise appearances.
In 1989 Roddy made his official return to the WWF by distracting "Ravishing" Rick Rude as he defended the Intercontinental championship against former champ The Ultimate Warrior. Piper's return was a surprise to me as this was an era long before the Internet and its plethora of spoilers. The interference helped Warrior win back his belt, but also set up a feud between Piper and Rude.
1990 announce team |
The following two years Piper joined the announce team for SummerSlam. Hot Rod and Vince McMahon called the action in 1990. One of the memorable lines he had that night that stands out to me 25 years later was calling The Rockers (Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty) the Laverne and Shirley of the WWF. Then in '91 Piper was with Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon in the booth.
When Wembley Stadium in England hosted SummerSlam '92, Piper made a brief appearance, playing the bagpipes. He had faded away after his loss to Bret Hart at Wrestlemania 8 months earlier, so Piper's appearance was refreshing. This would be the Rowdy One's final SummerSlam sighting despite several brief returns to the WWE in the years that followed.
Rest in peace Roddy. We love ya.
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