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It's Dr. Seuss' birthday, and I'm celebrating again with a wrestling twist on a classic story. I did it a few years ago when John Cena and The Rock were embroiled in their feud. You can click here for that. This is written in fun, and no disrespect is meant to anyone.
Batista Hears a Boo
On the 20th of January, in the city of Dayton,
on cold winter night, the fans had been waitin'
The pyro lit up as he ran to the ring,
but Batista the Animal wasn't treated like a king.
He climbed through the ropes and the cheers weren't there.
Batista was mad, and the fans didn't care.
Four years had passed by, and Batista had no clue,
why fans wouldn't cheer, and instead they would boo.
"I beat all the greats, 'Taker, Cena, Triple H...
even my ex partner, you know him, ol' Natch."
Although it's 2014, the Universe hasn't forgotten,
his matches were fair, but his attitude rotten.
They now cheer their favorites, like Dolph, Punk, and Bryan.
Booing you Batista, in hopes you go flyin'.
But Big Dave has his sites on the heavyweight gold,
no matter if fans think this rematch is old.
So for now it's Orton and Batista in the Big Easy,
fans will hiss and boo more, and likely feel queasy.
Who will win on that day? I am not all that keen.
We just hope the Animal won't be in skinny jeans.
It's Dr. Seuss' birthday, and I'm celebrating again with a wrestling twist on a classic story. I did it a few years ago when John Cena and The Rock were embroiled in their feud. You can click here for that. This is written in fun, and no disrespect is meant to anyone.
Batista Hears a Boo
On the 20th of January, in the city of Dayton,
on cold winter night, the fans had been waitin'
The pyro lit up as he ran to the ring,
but Batista the Animal wasn't treated like a king.
He climbed through the ropes and the cheers weren't there.
Batista was mad, and the fans didn't care.
Four years had passed by, and Batista had no clue,
why fans wouldn't cheer, and instead they would boo.
"I beat all the greats, 'Taker, Cena, Triple H...
even my ex partner, you know him, ol' Natch."
Although it's 2014, the Universe hasn't forgotten,
his matches were fair, but his attitude rotten.
They now cheer their favorites, like Dolph, Punk, and Bryan.
Booing you Batista, in hopes you go flyin'.
But Big Dave has his sites on the heavyweight gold,
no matter if fans think this rematch is old.
So for now it's Orton and Batista in the Big Easy,
fans will hiss and boo more, and likely feel queasy.
Who will win on that day? I am not all that keen.
We just hope the Animal won't be in skinny jeans.
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