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Showing posts with label Adrian Adonis. Show all posts
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Monday, November 12, 2018

AUDIO: Things that didn't age well

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No hating here, just starting a new segment on the podcast called 'Things That Didn't Age Well.' This first installment is the feud between "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and "Adorable" Adrian Adonis. Chad and I explore the way WWE handled a homosexual character and why in 2018 Adonis would have been the good guy.

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Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Remembering Adrian Adonis 30 years later


A tale of two Adrians...
Courtesy: WWE

By Kevin Hunsperger
@kevinhunsperger & @my123cents on Twitter

Usually, on July 4, I share a holiday related blog here. However, today, I'm remembering a somber anniversary. It was July 4, 1988, that WWE Legend Adrian Adonis died in a car accident. It happened in Newfoundland. The minivan Adonis was riding in swerved to avoid a moose on a bridge. The van plunged into the creek below and Adonis along with Victor "Pat Kelly" Arko, and Dave "Wildman" McKigney died from their injuries.

Dick Murdoch & Adrian Adonis
Courtesy: WWE
Adonis was only 34 years old at the time of his death, but he had already had a rich career, competing around the world including a run as WWF tag team champion with Dick Murdoch and AWA tag team champion with Jesse "The Body" Ventura. The WWF tag team title win is one of my first memories in wrestling. I was stunned when the two beat Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson for the belts. Clearly, the babyfaces in the match were in much better shape and wrestling was 'still real to me' at that time.

Those runs were long before Adrian's 'adorable' gimmick took over his career and is probably how fans best remember him. However, there was much more to Adonis than the flamboyant character who was instrumental in the babyface turn of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. 

I saw Adonis and Murdoch defend the tag team titles against Jack and Jerry Briscoe at the first WWF Live Show I attended. Later, I attended a show that saw Adonis battle Junkyard Dog in the Sam Muchnick Tournament. Dog won that encounter. 

"Adorable"
Courtesy: WWE
I liked the adorable gimmick. It was a complete 180 of Adonis' biker look. This was the 80s and being gay wasn't socially acceptable, which explains why Adnois was the bad guy in this scenario. The gimmick saw the traditionally black ring gear, Adonis wore traded for bright pink tights, bleach blond hair, ribbons and sometimes a sundress. I found it ironic when Adonis "came out" originally it was on Piper's Pit. Hot Rod supported the announcement, as Roddy was still a bad guy. A year later, Piper was poking fun at Adonis and destroying the set of the Flower Shop.

He was a Paul Heyman guy before it was cool
Courtesy: WWE
I enjoyed that storyline very much but some 32 years later it doesn't age well. Adonis and Piper feuded through WrestleMania III where Piper retired and Adonis lost his hair. However, he didn't stick around long in the WWF after this match and ended up in the AWA again. He remained adorable there and became a Paul Heyman guy in the early days of Heyman's managerial career (he was Paul E. Dangerously back then).

WrestleMania III
Courtesy: WWE
Adonis leaves behind a legacy of being a great tag team wrestler. He also moved around the ring well for a big man as he gained a lot of weight later in his career. I always thought he was good on the mic and could generate heel heat. I'm still surprised Adonis hasn't been inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. It's an honor he certainly deserves after being a big part of the early expansion of WWE.


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Monday, September 18, 2017

3 Heenan Family members you forgot about

Forgotten Heenan Family members
Courtesy: WWE


By Kevin Hunsperger
@kevinhunsperger & @my123cents on Twitter

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan is revered by most fans as the greatest manager in the history of wrestling. We all remember his Family members like Andre the Giant, "Ravishing" Rick Rude, Paul Orndorff, Mr. Perfect and The Brain Busters. But there are a handful of guys Heenan managed in the WWE that some fans probably didn't realize. 


Toward the end of his career (and life) Adrian Adonis had donned a new look and attitude. He was flamboyant and came to the ring dressed in pink tights, bows and a dress. But before he was "Adorable" Adonis was a street tough New Yorker, who wore a black leather hat and jacket. After he and Dick Murdoch lost the WWF tag team championships to Barry Windham and Mike Rotundo, Adonis signed on with Heenan to manage his singles run. The relationship didn't last long as Heenan "traded" Adonis and The Missing Link to Jimmy Hart for King Kong Bundy's contract.

Missing Link and Bobby Heenan
Courtesy: WWE
The Missing Link was a mainstay in World Class Championship Wrestling. But the green-faced, bizarre one showed up in the World Wrestling Federation in May 1985. The Brain took him under his wing in what I thought at the time was a strange pairing. Link had worked with General Skandar Akbar in WCCW, who was nothing like Heenan. The partnership lasted a few months until that abovementioned trade went down. Under Heenan's tutelage, Link wrestled the likes of SD Jones, Bruno Sammartino and Intercontinental Champion Tito Santana.



While the first two Superstars I remembered being managed by Heenan, I had forgotten about the Brain and Buddy Rose working together. Their time together was limited too. Other than this appearance on Piper's Pit, I can't find any other evidence of the partnership. 


Friday, June 24, 2016

Famer Friday: Rocky Johnson & Tony Atlas

The Soul Patrol
Courtesy: WWE
By Kevin Hunsperger
@kevinhunsperger & @my123cents on Twitter
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I know Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas were not inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame together, but when I first started watching wrestling the duo was the tag team champions. I believe they were the black first tag team to hold the WWF titles, having beaten the Wild Samoans in late 1983.


Courtesy: WWE
Johnson and Atlas, better known as The Soul Patrol, would come out and defend the titles and do some fancy footwork in the process. They worked well as a team and the fans seemed to love what they were doing. As their momentum was building, it seemed as if the rug was suddenly yanked from under them.

It was April 1984 and an unlikely tag team (at least in my 11 year old mind) of Adrian Adonis and Dick Murdoch upset the Soul Patrol for the belts. Johnson and Atlas had such great physiques it baffled me that two guys could lose to a pair in the shape of the heels. Remember, I was 11 and new to wrestling. In the closing moments chaos ensued and Adonis rolled up Johnson for the pin. I thought as this was happening, he's so powerful, why can't he push that guy off of him. Again, I wasn't in on the act yet and sulked after the champs were dethroned.


Saba Simba
Courtesy: WWE
Both Johnson and Atlas stayed with the company as singles wrestlers for a bit after the loss. I lost track of Rocky, but Atlas would go to World Class and compete as "The Black Superman." Yes that sounds ridiculous, but when you consider his return to the WWF in 1991 as Saba Simba, you'd long for his days in WCCW. That stint was brief and Atlas fell on hard times.

Years later WWE would not only induct Atlas in the Hall of Fame (2006), but bring him back as a manager for Mark Henry. The duo seemed to work well together, but it wasn't a long term plan. The Hall of Famer was released, but was a part of Legends House on the WWE Network. And long before any of that Atlas was press slamming Hulk Hogan (a heel) over his head and making magazine covers for doing it. He was a beast.

Son & father
Courtesy: WWE
Johnson was inducted in 2008 by his son The Rock. Prior to that he had made a few appearances on WWF programming, with the most memorable being when he saved Rocky Maivia during a three-on-one attack by The Sultan, The Iron Sheik and Bob Backlund at WrestleMania XIII. The father-son combo beat up the bad guys and I thought it would lead to at least a one and done tag team match for the combo. It never did though.

Regardless, both Johnson and Atlas were a big part of my early fandom days. From their time as tag team champions, to their stints as singles Superstars, I appreciate what each man did for the business. I consider myself lucky to have been on hand to see each go into the Hall of Fame.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Wayback WhensDay: Saturday Night's Main Event

Photo courtesy: WWE
By Kevin Hunsperger
@kevinhunsperger & @my123cents on Twitter

I'm excited that WWE has added Saturday Night's Main Event to its Network.  I loved watching the show as a kid, wishing it was a regular part of the NBC lineup.  I remember when the first episode aired back in May 1985, I just happened to see an ad for it in the TV Guide (yes, I just dated myself with that reference).

At that point, all we had in terms of big wrestling shows was Wrestlemania and the two events that MTV had aired.  There was also Starrcade for NWA fans.  Otherwise, the weekly programming was mostly made up of squash matches.  We'd get a few marquee matches on Superstars or Prime Time Wrestling.  But SNME almost always featured a WWF championship match or at least a match with the champ involved.  

It was something special for sure, and in hindsight, I'm glad it didn't become a weekly or even monthly thing.  I've heard before that the show garnered great ratings for NBC in that late night time slot, even doing better than the show it replaced Saturday Night Live.

I have not had a chance to watch any of the episodes on the Network yet, but going from memory, here a few of my favorite moments...

The Battle Royal
Photo courtesy: WWE
The Battle Royal from the episode leading to Wrestlemania III.  Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant were weeks away from battling each other at the Silver Dome, but before that match up, the two ended up in the same ring on SNME.  The two started to battle through 18 other men, as they tried to get to one another.  I had just turned 14 and bled red and yellow.  I was shocked after the champ threw Paul Orndorff over the top rope, only to be grabbed by the Giant, headbutted, and the easily tossed over the top rope.  

Hogan & Orndorff in a cage
Photo courtesy: WWE
A few months before that, Hogan had defended the world title against Orndorff inside a steel cage. I thought this was the biggest threat to Hogan's title up to that point.  The two competitors climbed either side of the cage and each hit the arena floor at the same exact moment.  Orndorff claimed he won the match, but the referee saw it definitely and forced both men back into the cage.  Moments later, Hulkamania was running wild again.

A new union
Photo courtesy: WWE
There was also the night that Hogan came out thanks to Elizabeth to save "Macho Man" Randy Savage from being attacked by the Honky Tonk Man and Hart Foundation.  It was an unlikely union, but one that fans came to quickly love.  Another strange moment involved Hogan befriending "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.  Hot Rod came out after Hogan was being double teamed by Orndorff and Adrian Adonis.  This completed the Piper face turn in 1986.  I also enjoyed Uncle Elmer's wedding and Piper interrupting things. 

What are some of your favorite moments from this memorable wrestling program?  Share them here and be sure check out the archive here!

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Throwback Thursday: U.S. Express Rolls In

Mike Rotundo & Barry Windham
By Kevin Hunsperger
@kevinhunsperger & @my123cents on Twitter

This week is a significant one for title changes through the years in wrestling.  The Royal Rumble hitting this time of year plays a big factor in those stats.  This week also marks the 29 year anniversary of Hulk Hogan winning the WWF title from the Iron Sheik.  I've blogged about the significance of that moment before, so I'm going to write about another big title change from back in the day.  At least it was a big deal to 11 year old Kevin.

It was January 21, 1985.  Even though I'd been watching wrestling for about a year, I still considered myself new to the sport, especially the WWF.  My favorite tag team at the time was the up and comers of Barry Windham and Mike Rotundo.  The two were dubbed "The U.S. Express" and were quickly making a name for themselves among the other tag teams.

I remember watching in almost shock when the duo beat tag team champions Dick Murdoch and Adrian Adonis.  This was the era of no Internet, so I had no clue the title change was about to take place.  I remember seeing the match on Tuesday Night Titans (I think it was TNT, as Prime Time Wrestling wasn't around yet)  As a kid and a huge mark for the baby faces, I was satisfied with the new tag champs.

Windham and Rotundo had added Capt. Lou Albano as their manager at some point too. This helped the champs as they geared up for their high profile defense against the Iron Sheik and Nikoali Volkoff at Wrestlemania.  Despite Albano's presecence, the champs lost their belts after Windham was nailed by Freddie Blassie's cane.  Again, this loss came as a huge surprise to me, as it was probably the biggest upset of the night (at least in my pre-teen mind).

It didn't take long for the U.S. Express to get on track again and regain their gold.  They held the titles for most of the summer before dropping them to the unlikely duo of Brutus Beefcake and Greg Valentine.  This time it was Johnny V's cigar that cost the champs the belts.  Windham and Rotundo split a short time later and Windham headed back to the NWA.  Their partnership was brief, but memorable to me.  I had always hoped LJN would release them in action figure form, but it never happened...


Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Talk is Cheap

Miz TV
Monday Night Raw
Photo by WWE.com
By Kevin Hunsperger
@kevinhunsperger & @my123cents

On the September 17th episode of Raw, the WWE introduced us to another "talk show" segment.  This time it's the Miz getting a chance to show off his mic skills.  Miz TV featured SmackDown! general manager Booker T, but of course the show was interrupted by Ryback, who now appears to be in line for an Intercontinental tittle shot against the Miz.

A couple of questions arise.  Is Miz TV going to be a regular feature? Or was this something to introduce Ryback as a challenger to the Miz?  Regardless of the answer, the segment had me thinking back to years ago when I felt this concept was much better served.

Jimmy Snuka in the Pit
I think few people would argue that Piper's Pit is the pinnacle of all wrestling talk shows.  Roddy Piper was without a doubt the best talker in the business at that point and his pit segments account for many of my childhood wrestling memories.  From Jimmy Snuka getting smashed with the coconut to the Haiti Kid getting shaved to the destruction of the Flower Shop, Piper's Pit set a standard that will never be duplicated as far as I'm concerned.

Besides having a great host, a wrestling talk show needs a good set.  Piper's Pit was great.  I liked the set up for shows that followed like the Flower Shop with Adrian Adonis, the Body Shop with Jesse Ventura, and the Funeral Parlor with Paul Bearer.  Now with the Highlight Reel, Miz TV, and The VIP Lounge done in the middle of the ring, it takes something away from the segment.  I guess it's because all (or most) of the wrestling's promos are cut in the middle of the ring.  These shows are then shot in the ring, which to me makes it feel less special.

Back then wrestling had a lot less promos so when there was a segment featuring a couple of guys going at it verbally it meant something.  Or maybe I'm looking at the past through rose colored glasses.

Old School with Gaylor Stephens
AAPW
Cheap plug alert: I'm glad to see All American Pro Wrestling do the talk show concept too.  Appropriately enough, it's called "Old School" and airs on AAPW All Access.  Host Gaylord Stephens is honestly one of the best guys on the mic.  I find this show more entertaining than past shows the WWE put out like The Barbershop with Brutus Beefcake or The Snake Pit with Jake Roberts.  Check out Old School sometime.  You won't be disappointed.



What are your thoughts on wrestling talk shows?  Have they lost their luster?  Am I being too critical?  Weigh in here or on Facebook or Twitter.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Gone, But Not Forgotten: Adrian Adonis

Two, late great stars
Dick Murdoch & Adrian Adonis
Photo from WWE
By Kevin Hunsperger
@kevinhunsperger & @my123cents on Twitter

Fans who watched wrestling in the mid to late 80's probably remember Adrian Adonis as the "Adorable One", prancing around the ring in a wig, dress, and make-up that would embarrass Tammy Faye Baker.  But the fact of the matter is, Adonis was an accomplished superstar before the drastic change in gimmick.

My first memories of him were after he signed with the WWF and started teaming with Dick Murdoch. That duo beat the wildly popular Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas for the tag team titles.  I was stunned when it happened.  Adonis had a tough New Yorker gimmick, which was carried over from his days in the AWA.  He and Jesse Ventura were a successful tag team there.  Even after he and Murdoch last the tag titles and Adonis disappeared for a while, he came back with Bobby Heenan as his manager.  That gimmick didn't last long.  Quite honestly it was a bit boring for the cartoonish, larger than life characters Adonis was competing with back then.

Here's a promo where Adonis "comes out".  I don't think the WWF ever claimed Adonis was gay, but this particular video is filled with enough innuendo to imply it.  As time went on, Adrian become more and more flamboyant.


"Adorable" Adrian
Photo by WWE
I think my favorite memory of Adonis did come with his whole "Adorable" phase though.  It was during his feud with "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Adonis' talk show 'The Flower Shop."  I found it entertaining and I was a Piper mark back then and loved the way they did the whole face turn for him.

Through the years Adrian packed on the pounds, but that didn't hide the fact that he was an accomplished wrestler.  Adonis ended up on the losing end to Piper at Wrestlemania III and got his head shaved by Brutus Beefacke, hence the birth of the barber gimmick.  It appeared that the two of them would feud next, but I'm guessing there were contract issues and Adonis ended up leaving the company.  He headed back to the AWA, still holding on to the "Adorable" gimmick, and this time with Paul E. Dangerously as his manager.

It was a short run for Adonis as an injury basically forced him out of action.  On July 4, 1988 he was getting back to wrestling when he was killed in a van accident with a group of other wrestlers in Canada.  Dave McKigney and Pat Kelly also died that day.

The Flower Shop
Even though he's been gone for more than two decades, I think it's important we remember Adrian Adonis.  I really hope at some point the WWE inducts him into the Hall of Fame.  While maybe he's not a first ballot choice, there is a spot for him I believe.

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Friday, June 1, 2012

Stereotypes in Wrestling

Chuck & Billy "commit" (WWE)
By Chad Smart
@chadsmart & @my123cents on Twitter

Kevin did a video post about this the other day and if you listened to From the Rafters Radio on Thursday, there was a round table discussion on the topic. I didn’t get to partake in that group discussion due to work commitments and when asked later if I had anything to add, I declined. I passed on making any comments due to the show being towards the end and they had already talked for around 30 minutes on the subject so I didn’t feel the need to add more time to the discussion. After the show I got to thinking about it and realized I did have something to say on the subject. Thankfully I have this blog to use as a way to get my thoughts out there.



At the bare basic of the idea of stereotypes in wrestling, I think the evil foreigner, the dimwitted baby face, etc. is the result of lazy character development. If a character can be defined in one sentence, then there’s probably not a lot to the character. When a character is barely one-dimensional the shelf life isn’t going to last too long. There are probably some examples, which would disprove this theory, but I don’t feel like racking my brain trying to think of an example.

"Adorable" Adrian Adonis 
The big chunk of the discussion and Kevin’s video was the use of gay characters in wrestling. It was brought up that most wrestlers who have had a blatant or borderline homosexual personality have been presented as bad guys. One of the major points of debate was could a gay wrestler be a face and would the fans get behind (maybe that’s not the right phrasing) him?

I think there will be a gay wrestler on the national level who is a face within the next few years. However, there’s a catch. While the public perception seems to be transitioning to be more tolerant of homosexuality, I don’t think a full-blown gay character will be accepted. I look at it like this, most people don’t have any issues with a gay male if they don’t know he’s gay or if they know he’s gay but isn’t overly feminine. If Gay Wrestler comes out looking like every other wrestler, even if he tells the fans he’s gay, and if he hugs guys instead of girls on the way to the ring, fans would cheer him. Assuming he had personality and can be entertaining in the ring. BUT if Gay Wrestler comes out in Shawn Michaels referee style booty shorts and being for lack of a better term, obnoxiously gay, I think the crowd would boo and/or be offended.

As I was thinking about this, I remembered Chris Kanyon. Kanyon had a moderately successful wrestling career in the late ‘90s/early 2000s before briefly retiring in 2004. In 2006, Kanyon publicly announced he was gay. Granted few, if any, fans knew Kanyon was gay while he was wrestling but I don’t remember any backlash towards him because he was gay after he made the announcement. There was some backlash due to the way Kanyon tried to present himself as the first openly gay wrestler.

Orlando Jordan (TNA)
When Orlando Jordan was in WWE, even when there were rumors of his sexuality floating around the internet, there wasn’t any backlash towards him as a wrestler. When he showed up in TNA and was squirting lotion on his chest and being overtly sexual there was an outcry of protests. I don’t feel it was because Orlando was bi-sexual. I think it was more due to the stories weren’t good and the wrestling was even worse.

Some may feel my reasoning shows wrestling fans won’t really accept a gay wrestler because they’ll say if the wrestler can’t really be flamboyantly gay then he isn’t really a “gay” wrestler. Maybe I’m wrong, but as I said earlier, I don’t think it’s so much a wrestler’s sexual preference as much as it is the presentation. Much of the population is okay with homosexuals as long as they don’t have to be subjected to it. I feel the same way towards heterosexual guys who try to brag about how many women they’ve bedded. That aspect of a person’s life doesn’t need to be on public display.

Have I made sense? What do you think? Share your thoughts on Facebook or Twitter. Only request is to keep your comments civil.


Friday, July 29, 2011

Layin' the Smurf Down!

By Kevin Hunsperger
@kevinhunsperger on Twitter

Yeah, I'm going there.  For people who know me, besides my love of wrestling, I'm quite fond of Smurfs.  I remember when the cartoon came to NBC along with the toys, lunch boxes, and tshirts.  I was in third grade and became instantly hooked.  It's an obsession that never left.  In fact, I still have all those little rubber Smurfs, along with the drinking glasses sold in Hardee's restaurants in the early 80's.

Anyway, since today is the premiere of the Smurfs Movie, I decide to tie my two loves together.  So, I'm casting wrestlers past and present to play Smurfs.  I'm basing my decisions on personality and appearance in most cases.

Randy Savage (Retired) as Papa Smurf:  This was actually the hardest one for me to cast.  After consulting with Chad, I decided to go with the retired "Macho Man" Randy Savage.  My decision was mostly just based on appearance.  After he left the ring, Savage let his hair and beard go gray.  He really does look kinda like Papa Smurf, don't you think? Personality wise, Savage was a leader for a long time in the ring and in the locker room.  So we'll give him credit for that too.  I wonder if Papa could do an elbow drop?

  Trish Stratus as Smurfette: Both are strong, beautiful, and independent.  What more can you ask for in a lady, right?  I picked Trish over Kelly Kelly because like Smurfette, I think when the going gets tough, Trish could hang with the guys better than Kelly Kelly can. When the chips were down and the Smurfs were in danger, Smurfette stepped up to help.  Trish exhibited the same qualities when she was in the WWE.  And she's the opposite of Smurfette who went from dark hair to blond.

John Cena as Hefty:  There were plenty of choices for wrestlers who could have played Hefty.  If you watched the cartoon, you'll remember he was the strong Smurf who always seemed to save the day.  Or often times he did.  It's much like the John Cena character on Raw.  Super Cena is a legit powerhouse and is always overcoming the evil doers in the WWE.

The Genius Lanny Poffo as Brainy: This one was a no brainer.  The Genius character could have very well been a tribute to Brainy Smurf back in the late 1980's.  Poffo had always read his poetry, even as a babyface.  But when he turned heel, he got more smug and arrogant about it.  Just like Brainy.  He was always reading from his book of quotations, and usually ended up making the others in the village mad and getting his butt kicked.  Just like Lanny.


"Adorable" Adrian Adonis as Vanity: If the bows and ribbons fit... Vanity could have also been played by a number of other wrestlers through the years including Gorgeous George, Orlando Jordan, or The Model Rick Martel.  I chose Adrian because I felt like he was really under appreciated during his run with the WWF.  Clearly his gimmick was just like Vanity's.  They both enjoyed lace and flowers and mirrors.  While neither character was ever officially out of the closet, there were plenty of assumptions made that each was gay.

Doink the Clown as Jokey: Both of these characters seem made for each other too.  Each pulled a variety of pranks on their peers.  Doink of course started off evil and eventually turned face, tricking the WWF's biggest villians.  Jokey did the same thing when it was time to save his fellow Smurfs from their nemesis Gargamel.

 Shockmaster as Clumsy: This may be the meanest pick of the bunch, but in my opinion the funniest.  If you've never seen Shockmaster's debut, I suggest clicking here and watching it on YouTube.  He tripped and feel and pretty much killed his character immediately.  As far as Clumsy goes, he was my favorite Smurf when I was a kid.  He was down to earth and likable.  I'm not so sure the same can be said for Shockmaster.  But again, it's that one trip that lead to this choice.

Randy Orton as Lazy: Okay, this one is probably more mean than the Shockmaster one.  It's not that I think Randy Orton is lazy at all.  Rather when he's on TV, I want to go to sleep.  Sorry, I find him boring and really one dimensional.  Randy works hard, I'm just not overly found of him or the alleged attitude he has outside the ring.


Triple H as Handy:  It's not so much that I've ever seen Triple H build anything.  And I really hope he doesn't end up destroying the WWE dynasty.  I picked Trips to play the role of Handy because of the sledge hammer of course.  Also, Handy was the hardest working Smurf in the village.  Some could argue that Trips is one of the hardest workers in the WWE with both his work inside the ring and now as an executive with the company.  (Note, this is a butt kissing attempt to get a job with the WWE in case Triple H is actually reading this post.) 


Bad News Brown as Grouchy:  Was their a more angry WWF (or WWE) superstar than Bad News Brown?  The dude was always in a bad mood.  Just like our boy Grouchy.  Although deep down, Grouchy had a soft heart.  I think had Brown stuck around in the WWF, we would have seen him soften up with a face turn.  I'm just guessing though, but it seems that even the baddest of the bad guys eventually have a change of attitude while in the E.


R-Truth as Harmony:  Jillian Hall could have just as easily been put in this role.  Whenever Harmony tried to make "music" it sounded horrible and drove the other Smurfs nuts.  It's the same thing when R-Truth does his "What's Up?" rap.  That's been the best part of his heel turn.  No more (c)rap.
Bastion Booger as Greedy:  I couldn't really think of anyone for the role of Greedy and kept coming back to Bastion Booger.  For those who watched the cartoon, you know that Greedy loved to cook, but he loved to eat even more.  Obvisously that's why they called him Greedy.  I seem to remember an angle or a stunt with Bastion where he consumed mass quantities of food on Raw or Superstars, so that's why I went with him for this role.


And finally... Vince McMahon & Battle Kat as Gargamel & Azrael:  I really don't think Vince wants to eat his wrestlers.  But I do think he'd like to turn them into gold (or green), just as Gargamel planned to do.  And of course, Battle Kat was already cat like so it only make sense to make him Azrael.  How many of you actually remember Battle Kat?  Anyone?


Vince has played that evil character so well in the past, feuding with his superstars and with those he created.  It's very similar to Gargamel feuding with Smurfette after creating her.  It may be a stretch.  I had considered Papa Shango because of the wizard/magic stuff that he did back in the day.


I hope you enjoyed this.  It was a lot of fun coming up with this list.  But also very time consuming.  I think I covered most of the major Smurfs.  It turns out everyone I casted has a connection to the WWE.  That wasn't intentional.  I basically went with who came into my thoughts first.  Who would you cast?  Leave your comments here or on Facebook, Twitter, or YouTube.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Hall of Fame Hopefuls

2008 Hall of Fame Ceremony in Orlando
I know it's early to be talking about the Hall of Fame Class of 2011, but some other bloggers are doing it, so I wanted to get my thoughts out there too.  I guess this list is a combination of guys and gals I hope get in and who I think should be in the Hall of Fame.

There are of course lots of worthy candidates, especially since we've seen in recent years non-WWE guys getting inducted like Verne Gagne and Gordon Solie.

There's also a lot of criticism over the mid card guys being in.  Stars like Koko B. Ware and "Cowboy" Bob Orton.  But I think you have to put things into perspective.  Afterall, this is a Hall of Fame for sports entertainment.  And those guys did entertain us, right?  So who's really worthy and who's not?  I think it all comes down to personal preference.

But I can see where some would be irritated that Koko is in, but Bruno Sammartino isn't.  So here's my short list of some guys who should be inducted in the next couple of years.  Because many of them are big names, and the WWE tends to spread them out.  I get it.  


By the way, I've google image search most of these photos, and I don't know who they should originally be attributed to, so if it's your's I apologize.

Bruno Sammartino
1.  Bruno Sammartino:  By the time I started watching wrestling, Bruno was pretty much done with his in ring tenure.  He was a part of the announce team on Superstars with Vince McMahon and Jessie Venture.  And I don't remember them really talking much about Bruno's past as a wrestler.

I know he did wrestle sporadically over, including a program with Randy Savage and was a part of that big 20 man battle royal at Wrestlemania 2.  He also had an LJN figure made in his likeness, as a wrestler and not an announcer.

But that's just the tip of the iceberg.  Bruno is the longest reigning champion in the history of the WWE.  With only two title reigns, he held the belt for 4,040 combined days. (Thank you Wikipedia).  That alone should get him in, right?

And to be fair to the WWE, the invitation has been extended, Bruno has not accepted it.  From the stories I've read, he sounds pretty bitter and at least in his lifetime won't be going into the hall.

Bob Backlund
2. Bob Backlund: I must admit when I first discovered Backlund wasn't already in the Hall of Fame a few years back, I was pretty surprised.  Actually shocked.  I had always thought Backlund and the E were on good terms.

He was a part of a special Raw episode a few years back.  And even after he stopped wrestling, he briefly managed The Sultan and Kurt Angle (not at at the same time)

Backlund is 3rd on the list of the longest WWE world title reigns.  He wore it for 2,138 days.  That's unbelievable in this day and age.  Backlund was also a co holder of the tag team titles with Pedro Morales (a WWE Hall of Famer).

From his early days, one of his most memorable matches for me was the one against "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka inside the steel cage.  Snuka had perched himself atop the "25 foot" tall structure for his pattened Superfly leap, but the champ rolled out of the way.  Snuka crashed to the mat and Backlund escaped the cage and retained the title.


Macho Man and Liz
3.  Randy Savage:  Randy Savage no doubt belongs in the Hall of Fame.  I think it may be bitterness on both sides that he's not.

When Savage first arrived in the WWF he took the company by storm.  He won the Intercontential title and was a legitimate threat to Hulk Hogan's world title.

Then in 1987 when he turned face, his world really turned around.  He started getting an even better push then when he was IC champion.  He'd teamed up with Hogan and was getting that rub.  By Wrestlemania 4, he was the world champion.  He'd go on to win the title again, holding it for more than 500 days, and making him the 8th longest reigning champion.

Savage's time in WCW was also successful with four runs as that company's world champ.  While we're on Savage, I think his valet/manager Elizabeth is worthy of the Hall of Fame too.  She really laid the ground work for other women (non wrestlers) to get involved in the business.  Now it seems like all the ladies involved are required to wrestle whether they should be in the ring or not.

So Vince and Randy, but your differences aside and induct the Macho Man into the Hall of Fame, dig it.


The King of Harts
4.  Owen Hart: If Owen Hart were alive today, I think he'd still have some sort of involvement in the world of wrestling.  Either he'd be a trainer in the back or I could have seen him as a heel manager for the Hart Dynasty.

Even though Owen was never the world champion, he accomplished a lot during his short career.  In the WWE alone, he was a multiple time tag team champion (with Yokozuna, Davey Boy Smith,  and Jeff Jarrett).  Owen was also the European champion, held the Intercontinental title twice, and won the 1994 King of the Ring Tournament.

Owen had some of the best matches of the mid-90's in the WWE against Bret and Davey Boy.  He has a rich family history in wrestling.  His dad and brother are both in the Hall of Fame.  And given that he literally gave his life up for the sport, I think it's only fitting that he go in in 2011.



The Road Warriors
5. The Road Warriors: One of, if not the most dominate tag team in the history of wrestling.  I think I'm correct in stating they're the only duo to hold the world tag team titles in the AWA, NWA, and WWF.  That's pretty impressive.

The Road Warriors were just rough and tough guys who took care of business in the ring.  I always liked them better as heels, but the fans really bought into them and supported them through most of their career, which made it tough to boo them.

Although I'll say when they arrived in the WWF in 1990, they weren't as dominate as I thought they'd be.  I think this goes back to my theory that Vince likes to create his own stars and pushing guys from other promotions is some sign of weakness.  He quit calling them the Road Warriors and simply named them The Legion of Doom.

Remember how long it took them to actually win the WWF tag team titles.  It was about a year to be exact.  Then they only held the belts briefly before being saddled with that stupid dummy gimmick Rocco.  It wasn't long before they'd go their separate ways, but they reunited and wrestled in WCW and WWE off and on after that.

But their success can't be ignored and without a doubt they're one of the best loved teams in the history of wrestling.  It only makes sense that they're immortalized in the hall.

"Ravishing" Rick Rude

6. "Ravishing" Rick Rude: My first memories of Rude were of him invading World Class Championship Wrestling.  He was pretty dominate back then, winning the company's "world" title.  I remember he played the heel part excellent with his plump manage Percy Pringle helping him to win by any means necessary.

I was such a Von Erich mark back then and remember when Rude was defending the title against Kerry.  I knew my hero would win, but when Rude cheated and pinned Kerry, I was outraged.  That's exactly what a good heel wrestler is supposed to do.

Rude jumped from WCCW to the NWA were he held the tag team titles with Manny Fenandez.  He wasn't there long before heading to the WWF and winning the Intercontinental title from the Ultimate Warrior.  Rude engaged in some memorable feuds too with the likes of Jake "the Snake" Roberts and the Ultimate Warrior.

He never won the world title there, but jumped back to WCW and beat Ric Flair for the NWA title.  He also had a successful run as U.S. champion and beat guys like Sting and Dustin Rhodes along the way.  I'd say his run in WCW was probably his most successful.

He jumped back to the E before pulling the old doublecross where he was on a taped version of Raw and a live edition of Nitro.  Sadly, Rude died in 1999.  I think he still had something to give to wrestling, be it as a manager or a trainer.

"Adorable" Adrian Adonis
7.  Adrian Adonis: This one may surprise a lot of people.  But I really feel like Adonis had a big impact on wrestling, especially in the late 80's.  He was a part of the biggest Wrestlemania in the history of the business.

But don't just look to the stereotypical gay character they turned Adonis into.  Look back into the late 70's and early 80's when he was a tough guy street thug.  I probably should have used a better picture to illustrate my point.

Adonis was a tag team champion in the AWA with Jessie Ventura.  They were like a Hollywood pretty boy meets New York tough guy, hence their name the East-West Coast Connection.  Adrian would later move to the WWF and team with Dick Murdoch to win the tag team titles from hall of famers, Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas.

Shortly after they lost the belts, Adonis changed his look by bleaching his hair.  He also packed on the pounds and started wearing dresses.  This was of course part of the show, as Adrian was married with children.  Adrian lost a hair match to Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania 3 and shortly departed the WWF for the AWA once again.  He got injured there and didn't do a whole lot more in the ring.

Sadly, Adonis also passed away much too young.  He was involved in a car accident in Canada in 1988.  But his impact was felt years after his death.  From his adorable days, he carried around perfume, just like The Model Rick Martel would do years later.

So there you have it.  I know several of these guys (Hawk, Rude, Hart, and Adonis) have all passed away.  It would make for a pretty dreary ceremony.  But I think all these guys deserve to be in the Hall of Fame at some point.  Of course there are many others that I thought of as I wrote this post.  Many of them are mentioned as partners or opponents of the men listed here.

I'd like to hear your list of who should be going in this next time around.