Thursday, May 12, 2016

A few wrestling limericks

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May 12 is National Limerick Day.  As usual, I've decided to add a wrestling twist to the day.  Here are a few of my creations.  Don't grade me, it's been a long time since I've been in school for this kind of thing.

Vince McMahon

There once was a promoter named Vince.
Sometimes his ideas made sense.
But with Roman as champ
and cartoons about camp
He must think most fans are just dense.


He hits the ring like a daredevil
Of course I'm talking about Neville.
I'm a big a fan
of this high flying man
others should get on his level.

Bobby Heenan

Wrestling's best manager is the Brain
some of his guys were insane.
From Bundy and Rude 
to that big giant dude
Their opponents experienced much pain.

Larry Sweeney

We've lost some real greats of the ring
Like Piper and Owen the king
Warrior and Kerry 
and funny guy Larry 
The loss of each one leaves a sting.

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