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Monday, January 24, 2011

Hulkamania 27 Years Later

The 3 Faces of Hogan: Hollywood, Mr. America, Hulkamania
I feel bad, I missed the birthday of Hulkamania.  It was yesterday, January 23.  Hulkamania was born on that day in 1984 at Madison Square Garden.

I had just started watching wrestling and the Hulkster beat the villainous Iron Sheik for the WWF world title. 

It was the official changing of the guard so to speak.  Sheik had just recently beat Bob Backlund for the belt.  Backlund was champ for years, but had an image that wasn't up to par with what Vincent Kennedy McMahon was looking for.  Vince had just acquired the WWF from his father and was taking the company in a whole new direction.  That included a larger than life hero leading the way.

Like him or hate him, you must admit Hulk Hogan helped change the face of wrestling.  Of course you hear stories about him being a control freak and his ego getting out of check.  Based on what I've seen over the years after he was clearly past his prime, I would tend to believe those stories.

Dorkamania is running wild!
That hasn't stopped me from dressing like Hogan on several occasions.  You can see the 3 Faces picture up top.  I also donned the red and yellow for the Polar Plunge for Special Olympics and again at Wrestlemania 25.  My buddy Chad was Rowdy Roddy Piper.

I was 11 years old when Hulkamania started running wild.  I bought into the whole philosophy.  I didn't literally eat my vitamins and say my prayers, but I did believe in the virtues the Hulkster was trying to instill in us.  I was a devoted follower for a few years at least. 

I remember around late 1986, early 1987 I turned on the Hulkster.  I just thought it was getting a little old, his whole dominance of the WWF.  I remember cheering like crazy when Paul Orndorff climbed over the steel cage on Saturday Night's Main Event in January 1987.  It appeared he was the new champ, but the split screen revealed that Hogan's feet hit the floor at the same time as his challenger.  The match restarted and of course the Hulkster won.  That further infuriated me.  But it wouldn't be long before I was back supporting the champ.

When Andre turned on Hogan a few weeks later, I found myself again cheering for the Hulkster.  He seemed so alone.  He needed my support again.  So for the next few years I backed him.  Then when he came and went from the WWF in the early 90's, my support started to wane again.  When it officially came to an end was in 1993 at Wrestlemania 9.  Hogan and Brutus Beefcake had lost their bid against tag team champions Money, Inc. by disqualification.  I should have known something was up.  Later in the night, Yokozuna beat Bret Hart for the WWF title, and Hogan came down to protest the interference by Mr. Fuji.  Then Fuji foolishly challenged the former champ to face his charge right there on the spot.  Of course Hogan won the title back.  At least that reign was short lived and Hogan would soon be gone.

I don't hate Hulk Hogan.  I like him in small doses.  He still has a place in wrestling, but it's not in the main event or in the spot light like his current role with TNA.  I didn't enjoy his training of Abyss and giving away his Hall of Fame ring.  But, whatcha gonna do, brother? 

Look for more of my "Confessions of a Hulkamanic"...

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Something Different to Enjoy


Guest post from Chad.  

In recent writings, I’ve talked about my decision to stop watching TNA: Impact. After seeing the ending of the 1/19 episode posted online, I think I made the right decision.  Ring of Honor taped their final HDNET shows over the weekend. And while I still watch Raw, I usually feel I’ve wasted two hours watching the same show I watched the week before. 

So what is a fan with “the sickness” to do to get his or her fix of good wrestling on a weekly basis?  If you have the Internet, and if you’re reading this, chances are pretty good you do, there are some independent wrestling promotions that put their weekly shows online for your viewing pleasure.  I’ll state upfront that I am not a regular viewer of all of these promotions.  Not because of the quality of the promotion or show, but because I have only recently started seeking out online shows. Maybe in the future I’ll do an opinion piece about the individual promotions.

NWA HOLLYWOOD (http://nwahollywood.com/main/) Living in Hollywood myself, this is a promotion I should really start paying more attention to. Especially since they are now taping their monthly shows a mere mile away from my apartment. The promotion has a good mix of known indy talent alongside up and comers.  The few shows I’ve watched have had a nice old school production feel with modern in-ring action.  The promotion appears to keep storylines simple and do a good job of building up title matches. 

SHOWTIME ALL-STAR WRESTLING: (http://sawonline.tv/) SAW is based out of Nashville, Tennessee. Looking over the roster on their website, there are only a couple of guys I’ve seen before.  I haven’t watched enough of SAW to really have an opinion of the promotion.  The venue they run in looks like a seedy nightclub, which gives the show a unique atmosphere.

OHIO VALLEY WRESTLING: (http://www.ovwrestling.com/tv/) OVW used to be the development territory for WWE before they set up a new promotion, Florida Championship Wrestling.  Before deciding to write this, I didn’t know OVW was posting their shows online.  I have no knowledge of the current OVW promotion. Will have to give them a viewing. 

ELITE EXTREME WRESTLING: (http://www.elitextremewrestling.com/EXW/EXW_TV.html) Based in Arizona. Looks like they stream a weekly Tuesday show from Toby Keith’s I Love this Bar and Grill.  Another promotion I discovered doing research for this article.

I thought there were more online promotions. I wish WWE would put FCW’s weekly show online.  It would give fans a chance to see potential future Superstars showcase their skills and give them some recognition before debuting on Raw or Smackdown to a quiet crowd reaction. 

If you check out any of the promotions, I’d be interested in hearing your opinions on the shows.  At the least, the shows will give you some new talent to watch.  At the most, you might find a good alternative to your routine Monday, Thursday and Friday night wrestling viewing. 

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Layin' the Smackdown on SmackDown!

Courtesy: WWE.com
Delayed reaction to Friday Night SmackDown! as I was hosting poker last night and didn't get to watch the show live.

Some quick notes and thoughts.  I like the idea behind the Corre.  Wade Barrett is a natural leader I think and if the creative team gets behind him and this group, I think it can achieve success.  I just hope we don't see the typical implosion of the group/team dynamic we've come to see so often before in the WWE.

I'm not sure why Michael Cole is on Raw and SmackDown!  Honestly, I think the guy is a tool and don't really care to hear him on either show, but I realize he is now the "voice of the WWE."  I'd rather see the WWE get behind another announcer and actually push them.  It's important to give the announcers time to develop just like the in ring talent.  I have no problem with the team of Josh Matthews and Matt Stryker calling the show.

Why was Michael Tarver inexplicably backstage when they found the unconscious Teddy Long?  Is he on SmackDown! now?  We haven't seen or heard from this guy since the Nexus fired him.

I can understand why the Miz and Alex Riley showed up on the show, but why in the world are we still getting Alberto Del Rio vs. R-Truth?  This feud should have never happened in the first place.  It's two guys from different shows.  Wasn't there someone else Del Rio could be put over?  Is he really going to be the new "Mr. Wrestlemania"?  I'm still not ready to hang my hat on those claims.  We'll wait and see.

Speaking of A-Ri, I like the character, but I think the guy has enough talent to step out of the flunky role.  It's like a modern day Virgil, only I think he gets smacked around more than Virgil and has a heck of a lot more talent than the former Million Dollar champion.

I would have liked to see Cody Rhodes get a win.  I really think it's time for Ted DiBiase to move to SmackDown! and a Priceless reunion.  That way you help two guys lost in the shuffle and make a step toward revitalizing the fledgling tag team divison.

Some wrestlers should be seen and not heard.  Yes Heath Slater, I'm talking to you.  I'm glad to see Justin Gabriel pick up a win over Edge, even if it was under nefarious circumstances.  I think he's the breakout star of Corre group and hope to see him shine a little brighter in 2011.

I never understood why wrestlers in the back don't come out to help another wrestler when they're getting attack by a group like Corre.  Especially the Big Show.  The guy should have been charging to the ring and kicking @$$.  Did they say he was on the shelf?  I did fast forward through parts of the show.  And what was the final condition on Teddy Long?  Oh well, I guess we'll find out next week, right?

I must admit, I'm really stepping onto the Dolph Ziggler bandwagon.  I liked him before, but I really think his work in recent weeks has helped him climb a few notches.  I still don't think he's going to win the title at the Royal Rumble, but I am happy to see that someone who's not been in the title picture before is getting a shot.  And I'm disappointed that Randy Orton pinned him on Raw earlier this week.
Ziggler is another one who I think will make a big mark this year.  Hope he stays healthy and creative doesn't lose him in the shuffle.





Friday, January 21, 2011

Bundymania Ran Wild on Me...

As close as I'll get...at least for now
I recently heard the legendary King Kong Bundy on the Pro Wrestling Report  and it brought back a memory from my early years as a wrestling fan.  So here's a cheesy story from the past.

It was 1988.  I was 14 (almost 15) years old.  I had been watching wrestling about 4 years at that point.  Not only did I watch all the shows, I read all the magazines.  I still have a huge collection of the "Apter" mags as well as WWF magazine.

In addition to my collection of magazines, I was also obsessed with the WWF LJN figures, as you can see in the photo and on My 1-2-3 Cents on YouTube in my Confessions of a Hulkamaniac post.   I think by the time I was done collecting I had close to 40 of the figures.  (They weren't dolls)

Anyway, back to my point.  King Kong Bundy who I think by this point was either done with the WWF or very close to being done with the company was making a stop near my hometown.  I grew up in a small town outside of St. Louis.  Bundy was going to be at the grand opening a Central Hardware store in Festus, Missouri.  It was only about 25 minutes from my parents house and I asked my dad to take me.

So that Sunday afternoon we got in the car and headed to the store.  I had my LJN King Kong Bundy card in hand, hoping to get the big guy's autograph.  I remember be excited and nervous, for this would be my first up close and personal encounter with a wrestler.

When we arrived at the hardware store, I was upset to see a line that extended to the back of the store.  Lots of fans had Bundymania and wanted to see him too.  Bundy was posing for a Polaroid picture with each adoring fan.  I remember thinking the line was way too long to wait (although now days I've waited in much longer lines for much lesser superstars.)

I stood near the front of the crowd where the photographer was snapping the pics.  Bundy was so big, but seemed so nice.  He'd put his arm around the shoulder of the fan sitting next him.  Shake their hand.  Chit chat with them.  I still regret not waiting in that line for this opportunity.   Thinking back, I remember not wanting to inconvenience my dad by waiting so long.  But dad never once complained or said anything.  He even tried to convince me to stay, but I stood firm that we should leave.  The stupid things teenagers do, right?

Hopefully, one day I'll have the opportunity again.  I'm hoping Bundy comes to a reunion or an event near where I live now in Illinois.  This time, I'll wait in that long line and be happy to do it.

Flashback Friday: Warrior Dethroned

Courtesy: WWE.com
January 19, 1991:  Just two days before the 1991 Royal Rumble, U.S. troops had starting an aerial bombing attack on Iraq.  The Persian Gulf War was well underway.

The world title match that year saw the wildly popular and slightly crazy Ultimate Warrior defending the gold against the once popular patriot, now turned Iraqi sympathizer Sgt. Slaughter.

Slaughter had been on the most popular superstars in the WWF in the mid 1980's.  He feuded with Nikolia Volkoff and the Iron Sheik on a regular basis and waved the stars and stripes proudly as he made his way to the ring.

He left the company for a few years and returned in the summer of 1990.  This time though, the Sarge was embracing the new enemy of this country, Iraq.  He wore the curled toe boots like the Iron Sheik.  He had a new manager in Gen. Adnan (formerly known as Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie).  Anyway, it was a great way to get heel heat on the guy.  Fans hated him, and he took out patriot Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the new America loving Nikolia Volkoff.

His next challenge would be the Ultimate Warrior.  The reigning WWF world champion.  Warrior had defeated Hulk Hogan (cleanly, I might add) at Wrestlmania 6, about 9 months earlier.  Going into this match, I really thought the Warrior would have no trouble defeating Slaughter. Let's face it, by 1991, Sarge was in his mid 40's and not in the shape he was during his 80's run in the WWF.  Warrior was younger, stronger, and quicker.  But he wasn't smarter. 

The Macho King Randy Savage had a beef with the Warrior leading up to this big matchup.  During the course of the action, Savage came to the ring and parted the Warrior's hair with his royal scepter.  The royal object shattered as it made contact with the Warrior's skull.  This of course lead to the pinfall win for Slaughter and one of the worst WWF title reigns in history.

It was a bold move on Vince McMahon's part to put the title on Slaughter.  Here we are at war with the country the man is defending, and now he's representing the company as its "top" performer.  This of course was all a set up to make Hulk Hogan the champion again.  The Hulkster would defeat Slaughter a couple months later at Wrestlemania 7.   It was a weak main event.

Knowing the politics in the business today, that surely existed even back then, I'm really surprised they didn't book a rematch between Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania 7.  It would have arguably been the biggest rematch in the history of the WWF.  The two had literally not battled it out for a year.  Why not let them lock horns again, and put the strap back on Hogan?  Personally, I think that would have been a bigger money maker and draw than the Hogan-Slaughter main event.

Courtesy: WWE (Warrior vs. Hogan)
The numbers tell the tale.  According to the figures I found, Wrestlemania 6 (Hogan vs. Warrior) had a 4.5 buyrate.  Wrestlemania 7 (Hogan vs. Slaughter) did a 2.8.

I guess they figured they wouldn't have had anything to do with Slaughter and Savage if they had the two top faces doing battle.  I suppose at some point I could do a post where I rework the card completely.

If my memory serves me correctly, this pay per view was also the last WWF appearance by Dusty and Dustin Rhodes.  The father-son duo lost to The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase and Virgil.  And FYI, Hulk Hogan won the Rumble match.  His second year of doing that, making him the first superstar to achieve that milestone.

Anyway, the point here is to look back on the reign of Sgt. Slaughter and how the Warrior was knocked off his throne courtesy of the Macho King.  I can't believe it's been 20 years already!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

What I Want...

Kevin Thron vs. CM Punk
Another guest post from Chad

There’s a new wrestling blog called, IWantWrestling.com. It’s the brainchild of former WWE writer and current ROH on HDNET Producer David Lagana. After writing my open letter to TNA, and seeing all the tweets with #IWantWrestling, I asked myself what is it that I really want out of today’s wrestling promotions.

When it comes to televised wrestling, I’ve given up on TNA. I watch WWE Raw, but rarely do I watch Smackdown. And after watching Raw, I usually have more complaints than praise for the show. I’ve only seen a handful of ROH on HDNet.

None of the shows are must see in my opinion. TNA, in my opinion, throws too much on the screen and hopes something is good instead of focusing on a handful of storylines and making them meaningful. WWE is so repetitive you can skip a couple weeks and not miss any major developments. If you do miss something, it’ll be recapped and repeated enough on commentary to make you think you saw it. As for ROH, as I said, I have only seen a handful of episodes to I don’t think it’s fair to make comments about the show.

So, with that being said, what would wrestling promotions have to do to get my regular viewership? Standard pre-body disclaimer; I don’t write this thinking my ideas are better than what WWE/TNA/ROH are currently doing. This is simply a list of things I’d do differently. This is not a magical list that will turn any wrestling program into the best show ever. While I have 12 years of television experience, I don’t know the first thing about writing or producing a wrestling show and dealing with all the variables that go with it.

Anyway. Onto my ideas.

TNA and WWE have monthly Pay Per Views. The purpose of the weekly shows should be to build interest in the PPV and entice viewers to pay to see guys wrestle. Therefore the first change I would make is I would not have the champions wrestle on the weekly show. Unless it’s a special event there’s no good reason for a champion to wrestle. Especially if you have a heel holding the belt. Unless the rules have been rewritten, the champion only has to defend the title once every 30 days. If the belt only has to be defended once a month, why would a heel want to defend the title more than he’s obligated to? If the champion refuses to wrestle on a weekly basis, hopefully the fans will get antsy wanting to see him wrestle, and if he plays his role right they’ll want to see him lose. The fans desire to see a champion wrestle will be so intense that they will shell out money to see him in the ring. When the champion wrestles on a weekly basis, and looks weak, why would fans want to spend $40 to see him fight?

When CM Punk was revealed as the new leader of Nexus, I was thinking a match between him and John Cena would make for a good Wrestlemania match. My concern was could the WWE creative team keep the buildup interesting for three months. After this past week’s Raw, the answer is no. For some reason in order to build a feud, the guys involved must interact with each other every week. Why? Flashing back to last year’s Wrestlemania, by the time the show went on, I had next to no interest in most of the matches because the guys fighting had been wrestling each other or interfering in matches for the previous 4-8 weeks. If you give me something on a weekly basis for free, why should I pay for it? I think the creative teams and those in charge need to think outside the box and find news ways to build interest in matches.

Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels
For instance, at Wrestlemania 26, Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker had a rematch from Wrestlemania 25. This time Shawn vowed if he couldn’t beat the Undertaker, Shawn would retire. The buildup was mostly Shawn attacking Taker after matches or the two of them having a face off inside the ring. If I had written the storyline, they wouldn’t have been in the same ring after Taker accepted Shawn’s challenge.

With Shawn’s career on the line, and Shawn having lost the year before, he should have been determined to not end up with his shoulders down for the three count. I would have taken a few pages from the Rocky IV script and had several weeks of training videos showing Shawn working out in the ring with a sparring partner learning how to escape Taker’s signature holds. Have Shawn talk about the need to end Undertaker’s undefeated Wrestlemania streak. How his loss the year before eats at him because the Heartbreak Kid is Mr. Wrestlemania. If you keep them apart from each other, building to match with vignettes and promos, when they finally step into the ring, the atmosphere will be more electric.



Less talk, more action.  Please!
Does every show have to start with a 15 minute in ring promo? Most of the time the meat of the promo could be said in 5 minutes or less and is going to be recapped multiple times throughout the show so what’s the purpose of an extended promo? At least mix the format up a bit. Maybe start the show with a match to get the fans excited, and then in segment two give them the promo.

It’s time for the GM to take a backseat. I remember back when I first started watching wrestling Jack Tunney was the President of the WWF. He was the one who would make big decisions when the time came. And when there was no decision needed, he wasn’t seen. Now the GM or whatever the person in charge is called is either on screen or mentioned in almost every segment. It’s overkill. Like having wrestler interact with each other every week kills interest in a potential money match, having a GM constantly adding or changing matches to a show makes the show look slapped together. Since the GM usually sets up the main event during the show, what would happen if the GM wasn’t there one week? Would there be no main event match. I’m slightly stealing this from one of Lance Storm’s blogs, but when a show goes on the air, all the matches should be set. Has there been any UFC or Boxing cards that get changed on the fly or matches added without warning? If the GM needs to make weekly decisions they should set up the following week’s show.

That’s just a short list of items I’d like to see on a wrestling program. I don’t see any of them happening anytime soon though. I’m sure I’ll keep watching anyway. What do you think of these ideas? And what would you change if you had the power?

The Night Mickie James Won Chicago's Heart

Courtesy: Slam! Sports
This is a guest post from my wrestling buddy, Travis.

A strange thing happened at Wrestlemania 22 in Chicago. The event was packed with memorable moments, from Edge spearing Mick Foley though a burning table to Rey Mysterio winnnig his first World Heavyweight Championship. But on the grand stage of Wrestlemania, those things are to be expected. In this case, the strangest thing to happen that night was a Divas match stealing the show thanks to the most unlikely person in the card.

Relative newcomer Mickie James, appearing in her first Wrestlemania and booked against immensely popular WWE Women's Champion Trish Stratus, won the city of Chicago over in one of the best women's title matches in recent history. The match was given a fantastic buildup, with newcomer James "stalking" WWE Women's Champion Trish Stratus for weeks, then turning on her when Trish had enough and told Mickie to hit the road, spurning both friendship offers and sexual advances.

Even with the buildup, you could tell Chicago just wasn't excited about the match. Pitted in a two-match filler between the highly anticipated Edge vs. Mick Foley and Shawn Michaels vs. Mr. McMahon contests, the crowd saw the divas match as just that - filler. Even after a slickly produced pre-match video package which documented the history between James and Stratus aired on the TitanTron, when Mickie's silly cheerleader-style music hit, fans started heading for the bathrooms.

But then...Mickie James started to wrestle. In fact, James wrestled the best match of her young WWE career that night, and she and Stratus put on an amazing show. You could even sense (and still can by watching the DVD) when the tough Chi-town crowd first started to respect, then began to actually cheer for Mickie. Filled with high spots and big moves, the ladies were wrestling like...men. And wrestling better, in fact, than the previous boys in the ring (Booker T and the Boogeyman).

When the match ended and James raised her hand in victory, Jim Ross capped off the moment with the perfect call..."the nutjob has won the title! I think some fans got a hall pass from the home, they're actually cheering this psychotic woman!"

The nutjob also won the Chicago fans over, as muffles of "best match of the night" were heard from fans filing out of the arena at the end of the evening. Nowadays, Divas matches don't offer much in the ring besides eye candy. This match should be required viewing for today's ladies. It was the most memorable Divas match in recent years - and quite possibly of the entire night at Wrestlemania 22.