Lemon Ice Cream Has Soured Me Forever

The Hunspergers vs. Italy 

By Kevin Hunsperger
@kevinhunsperger & @my123cents on Twitter


In 2006, my family had the opportunity to travel to Europe. It was for my brother-in-law's wedding, which was happening in Lyon, France.  After the nuptials, my father-in-law took us on a cruise of the Mediterranean Sea.  We began our trip in Venice, Italy and here's one of my favorite stories of the trip...

We were heading to the taxi to get to the cruise ship.  Outside the hotel, there was an ice cream vendor.  The kids wanted a cone.  So did my in laws.  We were slightly rushed, but figured we had time to stop.

St. Mark's Square

My oldest son, Ethan, who was six at the time was looking at the selections.  He asked for a lemon ice cream cone.  Seeing as how the boy had never had lemon ice cream, I reminded him of that and told him to pick something else, because lemons are sour and he won't like it.  There was cookies and cream, chocolate, and chocolate chip. I figured since I would probably have to finish the cone, why not get something I'd like too.  But he didn't want anything but lemon, so I gave up and ordered him the lemon.

After a couple of licks he declared, "I don't like it."  I remind him that moments earlier I told him he wouldn't like it.  He continued to whine about the cone and my mother-in-law offered him her ice cream, which I think was butter pecan.  He says he would, but she's already licked it.  Now my patience is gone.  We still had to drag our luggage to the taxi station and make it to the ship.  Time was ticking away.  So I told him that it's his loss and he gets nothing.

I had to run back into the hotel lobby and get the rest of our bags.  My father-in-law asks if he can buy him a chocolate chip cone.  At that point, I was frustrated and didn't care and let Lisa decide.  So with a new cone in hand, and a couple of licks later he tells us "I'm still mad."  That's when I finally had enough. I told him he was being ungrateful in a voice louder than I probably should have.

Then he reacts to my anger (I know I was wrong) by stomping around.  I'm mad as I'm dragging our suitcases through the streets of Venice.  Just as we were about to climb a set of steps that lead to a bridge to the taxi station, Ethan's cone broke and most of it fell to the ground.  That's when the tears start ad when I truly snapped and started stomping on the ice cream cone.  

I was so mad, I had an out of body experience.  I could see my rage, my stomping, my yelling and thought it's time to stop.  But I couldn't.  I know people were looking at me.  I know my kid was just getting more upset, but I couldn't stop. I finally calmed down and apologized.  We all laugh about it now.  And just so everyone knows, Ethan got plenty of ice cream on the boat.

Take Me Away: Our First Cruise

Hanging out in the ocean

By Kevin Hunsperger
@kevinhunsperger & @my123cents on Twitter

I've decided on Mondays to start writing about different trips I've taken through the years.  With snow and ice still hanging around, it's nice to think about a time when temperatures were in the 80's or higher and there was plenty of sand, surf, and stingrays.

Our gang

Flashback to 2000.  I was working in West Lafayette, Indiana at WLFI TV.  The station had recently been purchased by Lin Media.  Under the new ownership, our station would be included with the others in the Circle of Excellence Award.  Because our station was one of the smaller ones in the group, two employees were chosen by their peers to win this award.  Larger stations had more winners.  Long story short, my colleagues picked me as one of the Circle of Excellence Award winners.

The prize was a week long cruise to the Caribbean.  The time away from work didn't count against the winner's vacation time either.  This was mine and Lisa's first cruise, so we were eager to hit the high seas.

We left from Miami in August 2001, four weeks after the birth of our son Mason.  It was hard leaving him behind (kinda), but we knew he was in good hands with my parents.  Our cabin was amazing, as we had a balcony that overlooked the ocean as we headed toward each of our destinations.

Stingray City 

There were four different ports of call on the trip.  Another part of the prize included money to cover some of the excursions.  On our stop in the Cayman Islands, which is by far my favorite tropical place, we went to Stingray City.  As you might expect from the name, there are stingrays everywhere.  They tell you to watch where you walk (you can see the ocean floor) as not to step on a stingray.  We were able to pet them and even feed them fish.  They're like a vacuum sucking the food from your hand.  While we were there I had an island brew of Stingray Beer.  I'm going to assume no stingrays were harmed in the creation of the beer.

Bird brains

We also made stops in Cozumel, Mexico and Ocho Rios, Jamaica.  We visited the historical Mayan ruins in Mexico.  It was something we'd done years earlier with Lisa's family on a trip to Playa Del Carmen.  In Ocho Rios, I remember posing at the base of a waterfall.  There were also people on the island with exotic birds you could pose with. The trip included a port on a private island too.  We just lounged on the beach that day and splashed around in the water, loving every minute of this special vacation.

We made great memories on that trip and had a blast.  It was the first of several cruises we've taken since then.  If you're looking to plan a vacation, consider giving my friend Trisha May a call.  She's a travel agent who really does have A Love For Travel.